On Friday, September 12, the reclusive but still supersexy Jean Marie will retire from semiretirement to return to the stage. Presale tickets went onsale at 4am last night and their prices rivaled the exorbitance of a seated Tame Impala show. In typical New York fashion, tickets to Jean Marie’s New York engagement sold out in 3 minutes. Fortunately, during the night of the performance, admission will be free to all concert-goers who did not buy a presale ticket.
In an interview with the artist, she said that she was looking forward to playing again for people who talk over her while eating french fries. She added that she missed playing for audiences who only half-listen because they are preoccupied by their phones.